Thursday, November 16, 2006

Angelina Jolie Was A High School Slut!

(Picture is from A Mighty Heart Press Conference)

We all knew Anglelina Jolie was wild in teen days, so this story shouldn't be a big surprise to Brad. But it turns out that Angie used to sleep around in High School.

Maybe Angelina ought to consider attending her high school reunions- then her former classmates at Beverly Hills High School, class of '93, wouldn't be so likely to talk about her! She definitely made an impression on her fellow students. At their last reunion a large group of well lubricated grads started talking about "first times" - their first sex experiences as teens. When they started comparing notes, the guys came to the amazing realization that "half the male students" had lost their virginity with Angelina! And they'd all thought they were so SPECIAL!

31 comments:

SL said...

Yeah, and I´m the Queen of Spain!

please, this is just one more prank. As a long time fan now, I know enough to absolutelly NOT believe these kind of claims. It´s very easy, for those so called "gentlemen" to claim they had a sexual romp with miss Jolie. However, there are reports she was a very lonely and "out of the fuss" girl in High school. She didn´t engage in any kind of relationship after breaking up with her 2 year boyfriend (14 - 16).

Anonymous said...

effin insane. She is an awesome do-gooder, don't spread shit.

Anonymous said...

ANGELINA IS A SLUT ............ SHE CANT GET A MAN WITHOUT TAKING HIM FROM SOME OTHER WOMAN ....... SHE HAS LOW SELF ESTEEM OR SHE WOULD GO FIND HER OWN MAN THAT ISNT ALREADY MARRIED...

Anonymous said...

i always thought that she doesn't love her own child like she should and when i read that she called her a "blog" it confirmed it. she is a slut slut slut.

Anonymous said...

I think that all of you forgot what high school was like. Rumors here and there. All of the people that are calling angelina a slut are probably people that are jealous and don't you deny it. If you look around the web, almost every actress has rumors going around like this.

anniegetyourgun said...

Um...Angie ain't in high school anymore. But frenching her step brother and being a lesbo (when she FELT like it)..vials of blood...Normal? How? Would you hire a cleaning lady that had that resume? Doubt it. s

She is beautiful, she is. But she's SCREWED up. Always has been, always will be. She hates her Daddy for doing to her Mommy what she did to get Brad. Go figure. Makes up for it by adopting kids she doesn't take care of, need or probably even want. She should set up an adoption agency (and she should not be allowed to screen prospective parents given her ideas about parenting) and be done with it. Go travel all over the world and pick up a discarded kid or two. What about what this country...the stupid one that rolls out the red carpet for her to piss on and pays the majority of her bills...what about these US kids who need a mommy? They aren't dirty enough? Not tan enough? She is an idiot.
She's any psychologist's dream. Get over it. Almost as stupid as Rosie.

Anonymous said...

She was having sex at 14? She was a slut who hasn't stopped going after other people's men. She's crying about Mommy dying but won't reconcile with Daddy...after all, he knows exactly what Angie is like.

Anonymous said...

"She was a slut who hasn't stopped going after other people's men"

Wow, you're sure hung up about that.

May I suggest that, since you've *never met* her, or Jennifer Aniston, or Brad Pitt, that you have no basis to make such a sweeping condemnation of anyone. For all you know Aniston was awful to live with.

You can talk about her 'going after' or 'stealing' men as much as you like, but, and I hate to break this to you, men are capable of thought and are responsible for their actions.

You can't 'steal' men; the men choose to leave - and they are responsible for their choices. Saying she 'stole' him absolves him of his responsibility and lays all the blame on Jolie, which is unfair.

But then, I get the impression you're one of those anal retentive, massivley uptight women whose boyfrien/husband left her for someone else and has bottled up gallons of repressed puritanical rage which you spew at any woman who isn't some ghastly stepford wife, calling them 'slut', 'whore' and so on because that's the only kick you have left.

Anonymous said...

Haha this article cracks me up.

It is a well-known fact that Angelina graduated/left high school when she was 15 years old, and this was around 1990-1991. She doesn't even have any Senior pictures. By 1993, she already starring in the sci-fi B-film "Cyborg 2" (or was it 3?). Please get your facts straight! Lol!

Anonymous said...

Nobody said she was in the yearbook or that it was "her" reunion.

Hahahahaha. Please get your facts straight! I personally witnessed a "high school" slut that was still in the 8th grade. She liked the "older men".

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why people are praising the union between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. As well, Angelina wasn't the only whore in this whole thing.. so was Brad Pitt. Moreso for him because he was the one that was married. C'mon.. the two can't possibly expect that the world would believe she wasn't screwing him while he and Jen were still together. Please. That's Angelina's M.O. She's a home wrecker, plain and simple. I hope she ends up with a broken one as well.

rosy said...

i agree wholeheartedly with anniegetyourgun.

People love Angie because she
adopts kids and donates
millions to charities
(which is like...3 mil out of 43 mil...not alot if you make THAT
much money)
but people should really ask themselves why she does that.

She's just compensating for the fact that she stole Brad from Jen.
True, it takes two to tango,
but Angie gave him a reason to do so. She should be ashamed of herself.
I, on the other hand, am just waiting for the day that all of her kids get grow up and get fucked up and make her lose face.

Anonymous said...

I really do think she is a total slut. I dont even like watching movies with her in it. She makes me sick. She thinks the world revolves around her. I really hope she stops messing up movies that another actress could of played in and done a hell of alot better. SCREW YOU ANGELINA JOLIE

Anonymous said...

Angelia Jolie is one sad whacked woman. Someday someone will do to her what she did to Jen for sure. It is sad to say this, but I can not wait for her to get her karma. I dislike her intensely.

Anonymous said...

I don't like Angie but this web page is realy mean.Poor Angelina,this web page is designe one slut,

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Anonymous said...

I dont think she is a slut more like a bitch. See a slut fucks everyone, but a bitch fucks everyone but you. So to me , she is a bitch. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Got to laugh at all the people on here commenting on angelina because they have nothing better to do with there sad little lifes than slag her off, do you really think she cares what any of you people think, you are all talking here like you know her personally, why dont you all get a grip of your lifes and stop making accusations on her when she couldn't give a shit what any of you think, she stole brad pitt from jennifer aniston? did she kidnap him and shove him in her trunk and drive away? no. brad divorced jennifer to be with angelina. and all this some people are saying about her donating money to charity and stuff, why only 3 million out of 43 million, what is she gonna go and donate every penny of the money she is making? thats 3 million more than any of you stupid bastards are donating to charity, and for the idiot who wrote all angelinas movies are shit, haha shes the biggest thing in hollywood pal and if you weren't so jealous then maybe you would realise most of her movies are the biggest of the year when they are out. she is and will be for a good time to come the best actress in hollywood and she is just drop dead gorgeous everything about her is sexy, people grow up and accept you are never gonna be like her nor does she care about your comments so just get yourselfs together !

Anonymous said...

You had th longest most assinine comment here..talk about a loser!

jessica said...

Anonymous@5.51 pm, you have the LONGEST post here and you dare call others lame? Looks like you're the stupid one obsessed with angelina!Get a life!

Anonymous said...

IS SHE A SLUT?
D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y
SHE STOLE SOMEONE ELSE'S MAN, WHO ELSE IS SHE?
AS FOR CHILDREN, WELL GUYS, DO YOU KNOW THAT BY ADOPTING CHILDREN SHE SAVED HERSELF A LUMP SUM OF MONEY ON TAXES, WHICH COULD BE USED ON ANY OF US? GOOD DEEDER, MY ASS!
ALL SHE WORRIES ABOUT IS HER OWN SHIT, SHE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THOSE KIDS, SHE GOT PLENTY OF FRENCH SERVANTS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM, JUST TAKES THEM TO THE MALL OR SOME OTHER PLACE ONCE IN A WHILE, IN PUBLIC, TO GET TONS OF ATTENTION, SHE IS A SLUT, AND SHE IS A PISS OF...WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, ONLY VERY BEAUTIFULLY SHAPED

Anonymous said...

Shes a definite slut and what is this 'out of the fuss ' shit. Shes married 3 and divorced 2of them. SHE IS A SLUT AND HELL She's a LOCAL BITCH

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well satanic people are killing adopted kids and Angelina is a Jew favorite and recently Russia and Italian governments just went on an all out war on Jewish pornographers of babies from two years to four year old of poeple having sax and then killing the infants the snuff films were sold to byers of this horror for 20.000 dollars a piece.Russia says that over 30 thousand or more of these snuff videos were sold .Angelina is part Jew a bet and she is part Hollywood Jew adopting and there a pictures of her with a horse naked .a white horse . i like to know more about these people who made and sold this evil snuff films and the people who bought them .wikileaks probably got some filth on this governments usa .thats why they have their death camps ready and our protecting the people who bought this horror. i am remembering a weird breaking news clip of Los Angeles ware a reporter was speaking about Angelina being in a fancy hotel with a line of men out her door ready to fuck her .they said she was having marathon sex .then she spoke to Donald trump about it and he said .i know her father and preceded to speak bad about her .but nobudy brings it up weird