I think she looks naturally beautiful byt I'm not loving the shoes, 
Actress Sienna Miller "made out" with a monkey while shooting her new Esquire magazine photoshoot when her simian pal went too far with a kissing scene.
Miller was told to pose with the money for one quirky photo, and to blow on the creature to grab it's attention.
She recalls, "In order to make the monkey respond with you, you have to blow at its mouth - and it'll kiss you."
But, when Miller blew, the cheeky monkey stuck his tongue in her mouth.
The Alfie star adds, "I sort of made out with a monkey... It was a sweet monkey but, no, that's too much."
And, to add insult to injury, the monkey also urinated on Miller's back.
Sean 'P Diddy' Combs has laughed off rumors he is romancing actress Sienna Miller after they were spotted sneaking into a New York hotel together.
The rapper and Jude Law's ex-fiance were snapped after an all night clubbing session in the Big Apple yesterday.
But when he realised he had been caught on camera - the superstar approached photographers to explain.
Diddy - who became a dad to twins with girlfriend Kim Porter last month - said, "Man, I was just being a gentleman and dropping her off.
"Yeah, we all hang out together but there's no more to it than that."
Michael Jackson is considering converting to Islam, after his brother Jermaine convinced him the religion will change his life for the better.
Jermaine credits his faith with helping him cope on British reality show Celebrity Big Brother.
The 52-year-old says, "If I didn't have Allah and my prayer rug, I would not have survived, and the reason why is because it kept me focused, it kept me calm.
"Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it's a great protection for him from all the things that he's been attacked with, which are false. There's a strength and a protection there.
"I brought him a lot of books, and he reads everything and he reads a lot.
"I think he's probably given it serious thought because he's spent a lot of time in Bahrain. I was the reason why he had gone there because I wanted him to get out of America and just go somewhere peaceful and quiet, where people pray five times a day. It's a beautiful thing."
Last week it was reported that Katie Holmes dropped out of the next Batman movie. Good news, right? Well, even better news coming from our friends at Film Ick, is that Holmes has been replaced by none other than Rachel McAdams.
I was a little upset when I heard that McAdams wasn’t going to star in Iron Man like previously rumoured (the role went to Gwyneth Paltrow), so this is very cool news indeed. I wouldn’t be surprised if McAdams turned down the role in Iron Man for a chance to star in the Batman sequel. I think she’s a perfect, cute as a button choice for the role.
Paris Hilton took a break from filming 'The Hottie and the Nottie' over the weekend to pose for a series of shots for an upcoming FILA advert set to debut in South Korea in March.
Hollywood's hardest working actress will star in print and TV advertisements for Fila Korea following filming in Venice Beach, California in February.
The company signed a one-year contract with Paris late last year, which is worth a reported one million dollars.
It also looks like someone is getting a belly, I'm surprised FILA would want her. She's dirty and not athletic.
I’ve been stalking Jay-Z more than three years,” Katrina says matter-of-factly. “Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He’s a big celebrity. In my mind he’s more than that. He is just my dream. I can’t seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all." Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z's and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. "Jay-Z’s real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I’m writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail," she shares. "I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I wasJay-Z’s ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyoncé. He’s in love with me," she reveals. "Everything was made up."
Katrina's friends have pointed out that she'll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyoncé. "I don’t care. To me, I am Beyoncé. I am every man’s dream. I’m accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, ‘Jay-Z’s going to be my man,’" she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyoncé, she snapped and tore all his pictures up.
"I want to see Beyoncé and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out.” Della says, “Katrina is a stalker. Katrina needs a reality check. She needs to get her life together. I’m scared she’s going to get charges pressed against her and end up in jail.”
Katrina admits, “I’ve been stalking people my whole life. When someone rejects me, I get obsessed with that person. When I was 9, it was this man who went to my church, and I just had a huge crush on him. I called him over 100 times in one day.’”
Katrina describes her stalking expertise. “If you want to get next to Jay-Z, go through his close associates: his best friend, his cousin, his sister. Everyone who is close to Jay-Z, I’ve stalked,” Katrina admits. "My ex-boyfriend thought I was just nuts. And he got to the point where, ‘You choose me or Jay-Z,’ and I chose Jay-Z.”
Katrina tells Dr. Phil that she realizes, "It's something that I need to address.”
Dr. Phil points out that Katrina even stalked one of Jay-Z’s employees and sent her up to 200 e-mails a day.
“I would think if she knew Jay and was close to Jay, and if I talked to her, then I would be closer to Jay,” Katrina explains.
Dr. Phil mentions that Katrina can’t even spend time with her family, because she has to be home to check her e-mail in case Jay-Z responds. He shows Katrina a photo of Jay-Z and Beyoncé. “Is that painful for you to look at?” he asks.
“I just think he’s better off with me, because to me, she’s just fake, and she’s not giving her all and all to him," Katrina says.
“There’s just something not right about her?" Dr. Phil questions, reminding her that she is writing numerous e-mails to man she's never met.
“Well, I feel if I did meet him, that he would want me,” she says.
Dr. Phil tells her she’s obsessed with the unattainable. “If Jay-Z was going to meet a million people, you wouldn’t be on the list, because you’re on what’s called a watch list. You show up, and you’re going to be gone.’”
Katrina doesn’t respond.
Dr. Phil addresses Katrina’s dislike of Jay-Z’s relationship with Beyoncé. “What gives you the right to inject yourself in somebody’s life?" he asks.
"I just know that he would like what he sees if he were to see me," Katrina says.
As the world waits to see if Lindsay Lohan will go the way of Drew Barrymore or the chick from Diff’rent Strokes, Gwyneth Paltrow, for one, believes that Lohan will pull through quite all right.
"My prediction is that Lindsay Lohan, she'll figure it out," the Academy Award-winning Paltrow told Entertainment Tonight. "It's really, really hard to be so young and so in the public eye and I think it's very confusing."
Paltrow added, “It's hard to be that out there and, you know, when everybody's analyzing everything you do, and she's ... very young."
Paltrow, 34, also said she felt that Lohan, 20, is very talented and will have a successful career.
Lohan, who checked herself into Wonderland Rehab Center on January 18, comes and goes as she pleases during the day, and then returns to Wonderland for nighthab.
In an apparent dig at Dina Lohan, Paltrow, 34, the daughter of the late direct-producer Bruce Paltrow and actress Blythe Danner, said her parents would never have allowed her to go through her rebellious years in public. "My parents would have killed me if I didn't do it behind closed doors," she said.
Of course, fame-hating Paltrow has every reason to hope Lohan continues to keep the spotlight off her mother-of-two self so that she can attend yoga in peace.
Also, not to digress, but while we used to think Gwyneth was really hot, now that we notice her slight resemblance to shunned birthday boy/producer Scott Storch, we’ll never look at her the same way again.
Fast-food workers are unamused that the current poster child for ill-gotten wealth, Kevin Federline, is portraying them in a Super Bowl ad this Sunday.
Page Six reports that the Nationwide Insurance spot, in which the Fed-Ex daydreams of being a rapper while taking fry orders, is "demeaning and unpleasant" to restaurant workers everywhere, according to the National Restaurant Association. A Nationwide rep says they didn't mean to offend – they just wanted to do a "humorous take on one person's life," (translation: laugh at K-Fed). Still, a restaurant workers' rep says, "It's a negative, unfair and inaccurate reflection." K-Fed working at a drive-thru? We hardly think that inaccurate.
Pity Scott Storch – he spends countless hours having to escort the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to clubs, late-night fast food, and God knows where else -- and what kind of thanks does he get? Bupkes.
The music producer and professional sidekick threw a birthday party last month at Miami uber-club Mansion, but, according to Page Six, none of the toxic trio bothered to show. This, after he bought Lohan $1 million in diamonds over New Year's. Even Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child, who was supposed to serenade the birthday boy, couldn't make it. Derek Jeter and Ludacris, however, were there.
I'm nopt surprised, Paris Hilton is nothing but a user. Don't you get it? She only goes for second hands and loser billionaires. As for Lindsay, god knows she needs all the help she can gets.
She might be spending money like her very life depended on it, but there's one thing that's too expensive even for Victoria Beckham: Scientology.
Despite rumors that her friendship with the Tom Cruise Experience was leading Posh and her husband to the controversial religion, Mrs. Beckham, reports Ben Widdicombe, recently told a friend, "There's no way I'd spend any money on that nonsense." Another friend says that it's "completely laughable" that Posh is even being rumored to be joining the clan, particularly because celeb Scientologists are expected to contribute big cash to the cause. And that, it seems, is just too much commitment, even for the free-spending Posh. "Scientology is an expensive religion," says the friend. "Victoria is too cheap to convert."
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Hugh Grant fears he is turning into a grumpy old man, because he finds himself getting irrationally annoyed by the smallest of things. Clearly, Hugh should have bigger problems that this?
The Notting Hill actor, 46, typically plays charming Englishmen on the silver screen, but in real life he struggles to remain personable.
He says, "I don't know what's wrong with me - literally everything annoys me.
"If I write a text message and have to wait because there are three letters on one button, I'm almost in despair with rage.
"If there's a very nice elderly person in a queue at the post office, I want to throw them to the floor."
Veteran British actress Eileen Atkins deeply regrets revealing that Colin Farrell once tried to seduce her. Say no more, that's disgusting. Colin Farrell is so low, more like a pig.
The 72-year-old shocked the world two years ago by speaking about the romantic advances made by Farrell, 42 years her junior, in a hotel room.
But Atkins has since grown so fond of the Miami Vice hunk, she wishes she had remained silent on the issue.
She says, "I felt awful at exposing Colin - I was so upset at appearing to tell tales out of school but Colin was adorable.
"He sent me flowers, came to my first night in America, stood in my dressing room and said, 'I should be so lucky.'
"I'm keeping schtum in future."
Let's talk about something else rather that nose job or breast augmentation. Jennifer Aniston lives in fear of the fashion police in case they discover she has no idea how to dress.
The former Friends star, who regularly tops beauty and fashion polls, is far from confident in her wardrobe choices.
She says, "I'm completely at a loss as to what is cool!
"I don't pay too much attention to the latest must-buys. I don't tend to wear trendy stuff or over-accessorise.
"I almost resent the whole fashion thing - it's a pain in the a**! I don't like feeling that every time I walk out of the house I'm going to be ridiculed or put on trial, so often I just wear flip-flops and jeans."
When it comes to wishing upon a star, Annie Leibovitz has far more influence than Jiminy Cricket. The famed photographer's reputation, combined with the allure of Disney, has sent a pop princess (Beyonce) to Wonderland, a soccer stud (David) to slay a dragon and an acclaimed actress (Scarlett) scurrying slipperless down a staircase.
Recruited by Disney to promote Disneyland and Walt Disney World's Year of a Million Dreams campaign, Leibovitz persuaded her famous friends to dress up as classic Disney characters. The first images in this ongoing series will appear in the March issues of Vogue, Vanity Fair, W, GQ, Conde Nast Traveller, Cookie and The New Yorker.
"We started by looking at the classic stories —Snow White, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan," Leibovitz says in an e-mail interview. "We put 10 or 12 of the obvious ones into development. The people we got to play the central roles in the first series of photographs felt the way I did about Disney. They all grew up with Disney characters."
Because Cinderella is the favorite character of her 5-year-old daughter, Sarah, Leibovitz says, "princesses had to be dealt with."
Scarlett Johansson was the first A-lister to sign on. She plays Cinderella, dashing down a staircase with the castle aglow in the distance. The image was photographed on the steps of the Soldiers and Sailors Memorial on New York's Riverside Drive with Disney World's Cinderella castle digitally imposed behind her.
Leibovitz, who will soon dress another set of celebrities as Peter Pan, Tinker Bell and Little Mermaid Ariel, approached British soccer superstar (and new American import) David Beckham, with the concept of playing Sleeping Beauty's Prince. She asked the 31-year-old whether "prince" was an image he would feel comfortable portraying. Not surprisingly, David Beckham was game, and the image was photographed near a lake outside Madrid, where he had been playing soccer for the team Real Madrid. The castle superimposed in the background is from Disneyland Paris.
-Bad influence to teenagers! Please spread your herpes somewhere else
Jennifer Aniston's publicist has slammed new reports his client has had plastic surgery on her nose, after the actress was spotted leaving the offices of a top cosmetic clinic.
Stephen Huvane tells Wenn that various publications, which are set to run with speculation the former Friends star has had a new nose-job, are spouting "nonsense".
The Hollywood publicist insists writers are making too much of Aniston's visit to the Beverly Hills office of plastic surgeon Dr Raj Kanodia on Saturday.
Life & Style reports in its upcoming issue that Aniston spent over four hours at the surgery, and covered her nose with her hands when she realised photographers were snapping her when she came out.
A source tells the magazine, "I was told she had a full rhinoplasty."
But an angry Huvane says, "For the most part, this story is complete rubbish."
"Jennifer did have a septum corrected that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago. The rest is just nonsense that tabloids like to create."
